Rajinikanth jokes on Java – A programmer in Rajini.
Friday, August 5, 2011
Rajani- Serious Java Coder !
package rajani.can.do.anything; public class Rajanikanth { /* * Rajinikanth is the super class of all classes in Java (including Object * class). * * Rajnikanth can override a final function/variable. Rajnikanth can * serialize static data members of any class. * * Rajnikanth can serialize transient variables. * * Rajnikanth can extend interfaces in classes. * * Rajnikanth can “force” garbage collector to run..and guess what .. GC * runs as higher priority thread n starts collecting garbage. * * Rajnikanth can make a class abstract and final both at same time. * * Rajnikanth never gets stackOverFlowexception. * * Rajnikanth never faces any exception * (Rather, Java can face RajnikanthException for any exception conditions) * (Improved from earlier). * * Rajnikanth never “try” any code, he directly “catch” the exceptions. * * Rajnikanth can divide by zero. – (older one) * * Rajnikanth can run Java byte code on “any” machine (Including but not * limited to Java Virtual Machine). * * Rajnikanth Can use Pointers in JAVA . * * Rajnikanth access all PRIVATE data of any class . * * Rajnikanth use Operator Overloading in Java . * * Rajnikanth pass losts of Parameter using “Pass By Reference” . * * Rajnikanth is only person who use printf() in java . * * Rajnikanth can Declare function body in INTERFACE. * * Rajnikanth can do MULTIPLE inheritance in JAVA straightfoward. * * Rajnikanth Run Thread Program without Thread LIFECYCLE. */ }
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