Rajinikanth jokes on Java – A programmer in Rajini.
Friday, August 5, 2011
Rajani- Serious Java Coder !
package rajani.can.do.anything;
public class Rajanikanth {
/*
* Rajinikanth is the super class of all classes in Java (including Object
* class).
*
* Rajnikanth can override a final function/variable. Rajnikanth can
* serialize static data members of any class.
*
* Rajnikanth can serialize transient variables.
*
* Rajnikanth can extend interfaces in classes.
*
* Rajnikanth can “force” garbage collector to run..and guess what .. GC
* runs as higher priority thread n starts collecting garbage.
*
* Rajnikanth can make a class abstract and final both at same time.
*
* Rajnikanth never gets stackOverFlowexception.
*
* Rajnikanth never faces any exception
* (Rather, Java can face RajnikanthException for any exception conditions)
* (Improved from earlier).
*
* Rajnikanth never “try” any code, he directly “catch” the exceptions.
*
* Rajnikanth can divide by zero. – (older one)
*
* Rajnikanth can run Java byte code on “any” machine (Including but not
* limited to Java Virtual Machine).
*
* Rajnikanth Can use Pointers in JAVA .
*
* Rajnikanth access all PRIVATE data of any class .
*
* Rajnikanth use Operator Overloading in Java .
*
* Rajnikanth pass losts of Parameter using “Pass By Reference” .
*
* Rajnikanth is only person who use printf() in java .
*
* Rajnikanth can Declare function body in INTERFACE.
*
* Rajnikanth can do MULTIPLE inheritance in JAVA straightfoward.
*
* Rajnikanth Run Thread Program without Thread LIFECYCLE.
*/
}
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